What would you do in a home invasion?

This may be paranoia speaking but I'm constantly afraid of that. It's probably the movies that make me think of that but no matter how safe I feel I know things can go south in an instant. I try to make short plans in my head when I hear an unexpected noise. "So I know that I have my laptop here, if I use the edge of that to hit the 'perps' I'd be good. This thing is pure aluminum!" Stuff like that I think of at night. Reading from that description though that might not be a good plan. Maybe I'll feel completely safe if I made my own iron man suit. 

But anyways, my neighborhood is "gated". You could wait at the gate for at most 10 min and someone that lives here would have a clicker to open the gate. So it's not full proof. My neighbors don't know who we are for the most part (which is our fault). And we live in a city that fosters crime with low levels of education and opportunity in the working world. 

Wow looking at this list scares me. You know I made this list to see if there were any qualities that I could think of. But I can't think of any...really I can't think of any... Well If any robber reads this just know I have an aluminum laptop that I can use as a bat. You've been warned -_-... And I may have a gun ...suckah!